The Kraken and the Maid

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dancingwithmyviews:

DYLAN IS ACTUALLY PERFECT IM GONNA CRY

nattah-gudgrrl:

Hannibal/The Little Mermaid

"Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw”

deciduousness replied to your quote “Every day is disappointing eventually.”

the cynicism is strong in this one

right? i keep telling him he giggles a lot for being a bitter old soul.

Every day is disappointing eventually.
My 7 year old, after I commented on how beautifully the sun was shining this morning.

typhonatemybaby:

fuck 

burn

or you might say Frank burns

me: oh, easter is this weekend. gotta pick up some candy for the boys.
husband: mmm... cadbury mini eggs please.
me: obv.
husband: if you get kinder eggs, remember to buy the ones with the 'boy' toys inside
me: ...
husband: omg your face right now. hahahaha
me: you are lucky i gave up murder for lent