The Kraken and the Maid

hoechlinth:

Since it doesn’t look like anyone’s getting arrested today what do you say we put sex back on the table?

Sterek AU: Stiles is excited to finally get to do some real undercover work. All he has to do is seduce a man into agreeing to pay to have sex with him. Shouldn’t be too hard… right?

Derek is part of an ongoing investigation into a human trafficking ring. Tonight he has the fun job of rounding up sex workers to see if any of them have any information on their bosses. 

This is what happens when people don’t read their inter-agency memos. Chaos. 

Based on this post

wilwheaton:

mrpicard:

rashaka:

You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

Galaxy Quest is the best of all the Star Trek movies.

not-the-alpha:

Dylan O’Brien interview, Total Film magazine, October 2014.

"While we chat, a large unidentified bug lands on his shorts and begins to climb up. He barely reacts until it begins to venture under his belt at which point he omits a controlled (and very manly) ‘Wah!’ …"

mizgnomer:

Please choose your own favorite way to describe these gifs:

  • The Tenth Doctor putting on the Fifth Doctor’s coat
  • David Tennant putting on Peter Davison’s Doctor’s coat
  • David Tennant putting on his father-in-law’s coat
  • A Doctor Who fan putting on the coat belonging to one of his favorite Doctors
  • Father of The Doctor’s Daughter putting on the coat belonging to the father of The Doctor’s Daughter
  • Complete Doctor Who coat awesomeness

suzie-guru:

Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far too expensive, we’re not going to have anything left to get the food with!" And Harry starts to laugh and say "We don’t have to worry about -" and then he stops and he and Ginny look at each other. And Harry realizes that she’s grown up having to measure out all her money and decide what she can and cannot have for a certain week or month or year. And Ginny realizes that she is actually no longer obligated to worry about money ever again. 

Imagine Harry and Ginny eating dinner together and Ginny’s telling him about certain meals her mum made and teasing him about how he wolfs everything down and "Honestly Harry, you’re worse than Ron!" and Harry retorts laughingly "well old habits die hard, I had to fight Dudley for meals all the time, you at least knew you were going to eat every day!" And Ginny’s grin starts to fade and she asks "You…you didn’t get to eat everyday?" And Harry realizes what he said and he changes the subject quickly and Ginny looks at the plates in front of him and resists the urge to pile on some more potatoes. And the next day Vernon Dursley’s car is egged. 

Imagine Harry and Ginny both suffering from night terrors and PTSD and agreeing that maybe going to that therapist Hermione recommended isn’t such a bad idea, and that’s how Thursday night became Therapy Night when they go out to dinner or to the pub after each session and agree that  they need to talk to some Healers about introducing these sessions since therapy is still widely seen as muggle nonsense in the wizarding world.

And Ginny murmurs over her fire whiskey that sometimes she can still hear Tom Riddle murmuring in her ear, and Harry whispers that he dreams about running after his mother and father and Sirius and Remus as they disappear behind the Veil in the Department of Mysteries and he doesn’t know if he wakes from terror or regret about not making it through. And they go back home and hold each other closer that night and both wake up with raging hangovers. 

devildoll:


Did someone say 1970’s pornstar!Derek AU??

Diamond Vista Ridge

devildoll:

Did someone say 1970’s pornstar!Derek AU??

Diamond Vista Ridge

devildoll:

devildoll:

I WAS HOPING FOR THE 1980 TOM SELLECK HAIR
I WAS HOPING FOR THE MAGNUM PI BOOTY SHORTS
I NEVER DARED HOPE FOR THE STACHE
[HYSTERIA INTENSIFIES]
(x)

Rugged. Self-assured. Adult.

These are the words that describe the man who wears a mustache. 

Yes, it says to the world “I’m a man of action!” 

But action tempered with maturity…like a fireman! Or somebody’s dad! 
— The Tick
(STILL HYSTERICAL)
ETA: Guys. It’s for a  movie.

devildoll:

devildoll:

I WAS HOPING FOR THE 1980 TOM SELLECK HAIR

I WAS HOPING FOR THE MAGNUM PI BOOTY SHORTS

I NEVER DARED HOPE FOR THE STACHE

[HYSTERIA INTENSIFIES]

(x)

Rugged. Self-assured. Adult.

These are the words that describe the man who wears a mustache.

Yes, it says to the world “I’m a man of action!”

But action tempered with maturity…like a fireman! Or somebody’s dad!

The Tick

(STILL HYSTERICAL)

ETA: Guys. It’s for a  movie.

me: this fic is turning out way suckier than expected.

me: guess i need to keep writing it anyway.

leighades:

sad because you can’t watch fanfics

and the one you could you’d never

Sooo since you always provide me with wonderful recs (ever since HP fandom), maby you would like one? The final chapter of 'Kiss me and fall asleep' by KuriKuri AO3 /works/2281233 should go up on tuesday, and i definetly, like DEFINETLY (well probably), do not think you would regret giving it a shot (if you didn't already know about it). Stiles/Derek WIP 3/4 Ch Explicit Actor AU whit fuckbuddies, pining and a witch's curse. Very well done and engaging.
Anonymous

marguerite26:

Oh! Anon, Thank you! It’s not a WIP I’m following at the moment, but I’ll be sure to check it out.  (As a thanks I’ll even work on a new rec post for you.)

[x]

Maggie <3

NONNIE!!!! YOU RE MY FAVOURITE PERSON RIGHT NOW.

THIS FIC.