DYLAN IS ACTUALLY PERFECT IM GONNA CRY
Hannibal/The Little Mermaid
"Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw”
the cynicism is strong in this one
right? i keep telling him he giggles a lot for being a bitter old soul.
Every day is disappointing eventually.
|—||My 7 year old, after I commented on how beautifully the sun was shining this morning.|
or you might say Frank burns
me: oh, easter is this weekend. gotta pick up some candy for the boys.
husband: mmm... cadbury mini eggs please.
husband: if you get kinder eggs, remember to buy the ones with the 'boy' toys inside
husband: omg your face right now. hahahaha
me: you are lucky i gave up murder for lent