The Kraken and the Maid

dickjacker replied to your post: eeames replied to your post:but what a…

OK I NEED THIS … i havent written a fiction story since 7th grade but i have the urge to now

see now, this??? makes my day. :D

but what about heat saliva though?

thewerewolffonewm:

marguerite26:

I was just filling in prompts for my sign up for Fall Harvest and this came to me. idk. anyway, you know that infamous moment in S1 with Scott’s goo-dripping fangs (which we found out later was actually KW Jelly)??? so now I need for heat-saliva to be a thing. Like instead of omegas with self-lubing asses, what if Alphas had special (and abundant) saliva during their heats where they could rim their heat partners to trigger a pseudo-heat. Something filled with sex-polleny stuff that would make their partner ~receptive~ to their knot. 

bet they would give awesome blowies too.(◡‿◡✿)

This opens the door for some awesome a/b/o dynamics, where an Alpha bite makes an omega go into heat. And gives a beta a pseudo-heat. Alpha’s biting Alpha’s causes them to go into rut/heat?? And sometimes it doesn’t have to be a bite, like when an alpha’s saliva reaches something super receptive, like during a rim-job you can cause a heat, but just sucking face with an Alpha makes you horny and your mouth tingle??

yes, yes, And like there could be black market ‘heat saliva’ that you can buy and it’s this whole mess of bad-saliva trips and dishonorable intentions. Reputable places sell this shit for a TON of money (Peter made made a mint selling the stuff a few yrs ago). But the demand is all over the place (beta couples looking to spice things up, mates without alphas looking for the increase odds of pregnancy the saliva offers, alphas who have saliva-producing dysfunctions).

i’m gonna lick you with my pups?

EEAMES!!! please understand how much I need this. Jacked-up saliva as a stimulating lube… just… there’s a story to be told here. So the pups still happen the regular way, right? dicks and knots and semen. But maybe the saliva makes those pups-to-be swim a little faster. So the better job the alpha does prepping his partner, the better chance of pups.

so NEEDING to rim the fuck out of his partner’s ass is totally instinct. yup.

but what about heat saliva though?

I was just filling in prompts for my sign up for Fall Harvest and this came to me. idk. anyway, you know that infamous moment in S1 with Scott’s goo-dripping fangs (which we found out later was actually KW Jelly)??? so now I need for heat-saliva to be a thing. Like instead of omegas with self-lubing asses, what if Alphas had special (and abundant) saliva during their heats where they could rim their heat partners to trigger a pseudo-heat. Something filled with sex-polleny stuff that would make their partner ~receptive~ to their knot. 

bet they would give awesome blowies too.(◡‿◡✿)

You know how Scott’s dad wants answers? Scott should charge him. Call it a ‘keep the lights on in my mom’s house’ fund. Promise complete honesty. $10,000 an answer. I see no financial issues in Melissa’s future.

jesussbabymomma:

crohns-sucks:

neecygrace:

Today’s picture for invisible illness is a personal one. This is one of about 30 notes that my friend has received since using her handicapped placard. I’m going to say this to you, have you ever seen someone get out of a car parked in a handicapped space and said to yourself “they look too young or they don’t look disabled.” I’m going to go with yes you have, because we all have at one time. I can’t remember doing it, but before I understood the difficulties of invisible illness when I was younger I probably did. Let me ask you this though, when you had that thought was it because you knew with 100% certainty that they weren’t handicapped or did you assume that because of their age and/or not seeing a cane, walker or wheelchair? All I’m asking is that we stop and think when we someone need a mobility aid, park in a handicapped space or say they are disabled that we remember this “DISABILITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE OR APPEARNACE.” #spoonie #invisibleillness #disability #chronicillness #rheumatoidarthritis #lupus #fibromyalgia #myofascialpainsyndrome

If nothing else, this post needs to be seen around the internet more. This harassment is not okay and no one should have to deal with it on top of having an invisible illness. This is just another form of anonymous bullying to add to the internet bullying these TROLLS are capable of.
If you are healthy, please reblog.If you are sick, please reblog.If you have a disability, please reblog.If you have an invisible illness, please reblog.If you know someone with a disability, please reblog.If you are a human being, please reblog.Let’s spread the word and help those of us that may not look like it. 
Ignorance isn’t bliss, ignorance is ignorance. 

I never thought about this wow

Just to add to the above, you also don’t know if the person parking in that spot and using that placard is doing it because they are picking up someone with a disability. Sometimes I drive my elderly and disabled parents places, drop them off, pick them up later. I need to park in those spots so THEY don’t have far to get to the car. It’s not for ME. Sometimes you just don’t see the whole picture. Don’t be an asshole.

jesussbabymomma:

crohns-sucks:

neecygrace:

Today’s picture for invisible illness is a personal one. This is one of about 30 notes that my friend has received since using her handicapped placard. I’m going to say this to you, have you ever seen someone get out of a car parked in a handicapped space and said to yourself “they look too young or they don’t look disabled.” I’m going to go with yes you have, because we all have at one time. I can’t remember doing it, but before I understood the difficulties of invisible illness when I was younger I probably did. Let me ask you this though, when you had that thought was it because you knew with 100% certainty that they weren’t handicapped or did you assume that because of their age and/or not seeing a cane, walker or wheelchair? All I’m asking is that we stop and think when we someone need a mobility aid, park in a handicapped space or say they are disabled that we remember this “DISABILITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE OR APPEARNACE.” #spoonie #invisibleillness #disability #chronicillness #rheumatoidarthritis #lupus #fibromyalgia #myofascialpainsyndrome

If nothing else, this post needs to be seen around the internet more. This harassment is not okay and no one should have to deal with it on top of having an invisible illness. This is just another form of anonymous bullying to add to the internet bullying these TROLLS are capable of.

If you are healthy, please reblog.
If you are sick, please reblog.
If you have a disability, please reblog.
If you have an invisible illness, please reblog.
If you know someone with a disability, please reblog.
If you are a human being, please reblog.

Let’s spread the word and help those of us that may not look like it. 

Ignorance isn’t bliss, ignorance is ignorance. 

I never thought about this wow

Just to add to the above, you also don’t know if the person parking in that spot and using that placard is doing it because they are picking up someone with a disability. Sometimes I drive my elderly and disabled parents places, drop them off, pick them up later. I need to park in those spots so THEY don’t have far to get to the car. It’s not for ME. Sometimes you just don’t see the whole picture. Don’t be an asshole.

teenwolffallharvest:

Teen Wolf Fall Harvest is a multi-shipping exchange fest of both fanfic and fanart.
Our 2014 ScheduleSign-ups open: Aug 31 10am EasternSign-ups close: Sept 3 (*Limit of 40 writers, not limit on artists)Assignments out: Sept 8Fanworks Due: Oct 31Posting begins:  Nov 3 
Follow teenwolffallharvest or find us over on Livejournal. Sign ups will be hosted on LJ, but all fic/art will be posted to AO3. Our writer spots usually go fast, so get your sign ups ready early.
In the meantime, check out some of the amazing works that have come out of previous rounds of this fest at the Teen Wolf Fall Harvest collection on AO3

getting my sign up ready for Sunday… anyone else?

teenwolffallharvest:

Teen Wolf Fall Harvest is a multi-shipping exchange fest of both fanfic and fanart.

Our 2014 Schedule
Sign-ups open: Aug 31 10am Eastern
Sign-ups close: Sept 3 (*Limit of 40 writers, not limit on artists)
Assignments out: Sept 8
Fanworks Due: Oct 31
Posting begins:  Nov 3 

Follow teenwolffallharvest or find us over on Livejournal. Sign ups will be hosted on LJ, but all fic/art will be posted to AO3. Our writer spots usually go fast, so get your sign ups ready early.

In the meantime, check out some of the amazing works that have come out of previous rounds of this fest at the Teen Wolf Fall Harvest collection on AO3

getting my sign up ready for Sunday… anyone else?

dylanohrien:

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aw dylan is so cute with his scruff and hai—-wait a sec….

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what the fuck